Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.

1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.

by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012

Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.

1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.

by P85 December 1, 2009

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.

James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.

by J-Fre June 15, 2008

tenticle twat

See doppleganger.
The labia minor which has been pummeled to the extent where the dermis hangs down 6 to 14 inches.

After fisting your mother for 48 hours she has a tenticle twat.

by Shizza October 15, 2003

texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.

"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.

by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011