tesla

A sarcastic sobriquet given to a person who has an accident with electricity; one who claims to know about electricity and knows nothing.

John "Tesla" Smith started a fire in his car after he rewired the electrical system.

by Jim Poesl February 19, 2007

Temily

Temily; sometimes considered an endangered species, has been sighted in varied and exotic locations, including regions of South America, Australia and the South Pacific. Natives of Iqaluit refer to this wondrous creature as "the golden haired delight", referring to her crest. When found in the Southern forests of Tasmania, she is best known for her pink and turquoise colouring. In other locations, she has also been sighted with deep reds and greens.

"What a beautiful Temily!"
"Can you hear the bubbling laughter of a Temily in the branches overhead?"

by mrtambourineman September 25, 2011

Templeton

A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs.

1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week"
2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked."
1. "Yeah I'd rather die."

by helladopeboyo April 27, 2017

Tesla

Tesla is a company that makes electric cars, some of which are very fast. It's headquartered in Palo Alto, California and its CEO is Elon Musk, the man who founded SpaceX and The Boring Company. Its fastest offerings, the Model S and X in P100D guise, can do 0-62mph in 2.5 and 2.8 seconds respectively.

Omg, my new Tesla Model S P100D does 0-60 in 2.27 seconds.

by eeEtilt May 7, 2017

Temple Grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.

Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!

by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008

Temple 10

Term used at Temple University to describe an extremely hot girl. Considered a "Temple 10" because she could be white, black, asian, indian, etc. because of Temple's diversity.

Yo, did you see that girl? She was a fuckin Temple 10! I'd take a dip in that chocolate.

by JCT-Money April 2, 2009

Temlozz

A lonely young adult who is looking for love using the most effective method, by playing children's block games. Sadly his talents at said block game cause any potential "mates" to cower away from him, as they do not want to catch his "talents", basically, they don't want to be shit.

"You're such a Temlozz"
Temlozz likes long walks on the beach and romantic dinners.

by Diero Hate Squad June 18, 2017