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Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.
Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025
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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
by V193 September 27, 2020
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stump

to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.
Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.
by geeimatree October 14, 2021
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Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).
We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.
by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024
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Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.
Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.
by geeimatree October 12, 2021
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stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes
Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping
by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015
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