don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet May 24, 2016

Stressed

Stressed is "desserts" spelled backwards. If you or someone you know are stressed, eat more desserts! (Do NOT eat too many or you'll have poor health and weight issues).

Person 1: I'm so stressed about this test!
Person 2: Have a cupcake!

by Burrito._. June 8, 2017

Strass

Definition: Strass (noun): Stress that is so annoying that it's a huge pain in the ass.

Strassing (verb): The active presentation of stress by an outside force to create a pain in the ass for someone/thing else.

"Man, my dog threw up, I have a test for Statistics, and I'm running late, what a pain in the ass! I'm so strassed out.

Anit-Strass: Any item that reduces or mitigates the effects of Strass, such as the Strass-Relief Tempur Material Toliet Seat.

by bcwoods33 April 12, 2010

uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 29, 2007

Scruss

Scruss is the another term for Chicks !

Proper Scruss Pit in here !!

Hey Jarad any Scruss on the weekend ??

What is there any Scruss there or are we talking sausage fest ??

Swimming in Scruss its everywhere !

Did you see that proper Scruss ??

Cya Scruss !!

That Scruss is proper hot as !!

by Motherfuckingwhat August 6, 2010

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010