The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.

Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.

by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018

Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.

Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!

by Henzlee January 20, 2014

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024

facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.

This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.

by BoofingKenG September 3, 2021