Sticky Louis

The act of blowing one's nose into a woman's vagina

Rob: Hey did you give that chick a sticky louis last night?

Jake: Yeah dude that girl was so slutty that she loved it.

Parker: That chick was my girlfriend.

by DNATIONNNNNN January 15, 2010

Sticky Dick RollUp

When you stick a fruit roll up on your dick and use it instead of a condom. After your done she can eat it to. It's three feet of fun!

Girl: Hey, do you have any uhmmm... Protection.
Boy: Oh.. Oh yeeaaah!
Girl: Oh My GOD ! It's Huge!
Boy: I no baby. Its three feet of fun!
Boy: Its a Sticky Dick Rollup!

by StickyMess June 30, 2010

Sticky Bitch

a genuinely attractive girl, but not just by looks.(personality, skills, likes, etc...) who loves weed and loves to smoke weed just as much as you do.

I was really diggin on that chick i was hanging out with, i just hope she's a sticky bitch otherwise it might be a little tough.

by milkway November 17, 2011

Sticky Pancake

When two people get stuck together because the girl decides she wants to cuddle after having been ejaculated on.

Bro 1:It was great but then she fell asleep on me and everything just kinda dried up there.

Bro 2: sticky pancake

by biggestdoucher2 August 15, 2011

sticky sacitis

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.

Fuck it's hot today, I got a bad case of sticky sacitis.

by not_rlemon October 28, 2013

Sticky Shit

A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's asshole very raw.

They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long. I was taking a wicked sticky shit! Also, somebody broke your toilet.

by Quacker1 February 19, 2008

sticky situation

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.

Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

by Danny8997 January 11, 2010