Rice sniffer

somebody who attempts to get high off of common items.

He tried to smoke oregano, what a rice sniffer.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.

by MWCkid February 25, 2011

Fig Sniffer

The act of sniffing one's vagina.

Hamish is such a fig sniffer.

by GreyLady June 28, 2011

Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012

Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.

"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"

by small wonder May 20, 2014

travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Lime Sniffer

Someone who cannot be trusted

Don't ask them. They're such a lime sniffer.

by The Better Carl July 5, 2016