awesome-stistice

much more betterer than awesome

due, did you see that bird get hit by that car? that was awesome-stistice

by Joe Dirt02 August 3, 2008

Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.

The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.

by ColeTrain July 31, 2012

cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

by The viking May 26, 2014

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017

Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition

“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static”

by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018