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Adding sugar to the Starbucks 

Unexepectedly getting mounted from behind while doing a random task.
Bob was adding sugar to the Starbucks while Shelia was making copies.

Staryuck's

What people from the Midwest call the crap that half the people on the NorthWest coast drink in the mornings. Typically tastes like it was made with old swimming pool water. Nasty Coffee! Not to be confused with the Best coffee from that reigon.
This coffee tastes like crap, it must be from Staryuck's.

Staryuck's is some nasty shit. I would rather drink instant coffee.
Staryuck's by Blacksmithbear July 25, 2011
The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
STARFUCKS by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021

Starbucks lovers 

an ex that you can only meet at starbucks. Due to the awkwardness of meeting in a bedroom neither of you want to meet in either of your dorms, nor do you want to do anything that could be considered a date such as seeing a movie, or getting dinner, so you just keep meeting up at starbucks. Made popular by the Taylor Swift song Blank Space
Jim: we're past the awkward hostile ex phase but we're not really friends yet. we just keep meeting up at Starbucks.

Jane: sounds like you're starbucks lovers
Starbucks lovers by second chance December 15, 2014
The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.
"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin
starbucks by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)
"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)
starbucks by Orion January 15, 2004