Smurf

Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language

1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up

by Avarael May 21, 2008

Smurf Tail

When you give someone a wedgie proceeded by pulling their underwear through his/her belt loop. Place a small object in the pocket created by their undies and twist.

He sure looked funny trying to get rid of his smurf tail.

by Wisconsin Cheese Eater December 18, 2012

smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Smurf village

Another word for uncircumcised penis

Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village

by Big jucy cack August 5, 2020

Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

by Black pillow May 3, 2014

bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010

Smurf

Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.

What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!

by chya mamma December 9, 2008