Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

scrattle

Noun; a person who is acting ridiculously and being ignorant about it.

Kelly was a scrattle when she refused to admit her boyfriend was lame.

by Kait A. January 10, 2007

Scratty Ash

When you ring up the dirtiest girl you know, and have sex with her in the early hours of the morning, and then wake up to the smell of her on your fingers

Yesterday i had a scratty ash

by Natalie Hamilton January 21, 2009

sprattled

sprattled means drunk, or getting drunk.

Jim is at the bar getting sprattled.

by wildcatpetty June 1, 2006

back-splatter

The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.

"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"

by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005