Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

by Jamar February 13, 2004

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.

giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."

by tuanomsoc February 1, 2007

sloppy toppy

Is any oral sex with no order

She likes sloppy toppy

by geokim May 17, 2018

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

Sloppy Toppy

When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.

Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.

Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.

by uceain bolt February 12, 2021