sploo

n=semen
v=to ejaculate

Same usage as "spooge."

by Gus Farnsworth July 29, 2003

splook

Someone who has no idea what they are talking about. This word was accidentally created one day and has taken off as a regular everyday word.

That splook keeps going on and on making it up as she goes. She is so full of BS.

by Finity026 May 2, 2010

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011

Shploofs

An aimbot within Overwatch

Hey Merc, Who’s Shploofs?

by Dino And Cat October 8, 2019