Shloff-Loff

1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.

If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"

by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008

Spliffonomics

Marijuana and it's effect on the american economy.

"Yo, I'm gonna major in spliffonomics!"

by CaptainCoomey April 15, 2009

Put In A Spliff

When someone beats someone at something to an extreme degree.

Synonyms include Billed In A Zoot.

“Bruh you got put in a spliff”

by Lord DUBS January 31, 2020

spliff

abvove average sized joint, known to shred your lungs like swallowing glass

"cheyenne stop hoggin the spliff!"

by moma March 26, 2003

spliff

a "Marijuana cigarette" that is more like a blunt then a joint. Rolled with two zags. Basically a blunt without the cigar shell

Hey homie, fuk-a joint, roll a fukin spliff cuzin

by D-FOES October 28, 2003

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004

sphoff

Hoff Spam.

Used when describing the latest David Hasselhoff email spam blitz.

"Did you get the latest bit of Sphoff?"

by Gorbrim June 24, 2005