Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday

Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday

by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018

splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Splash-Zone Brother

When you have sex in a room with other people.

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.

by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019

Splushy

A wet sound caught somewhere between a splash and a squish.

I mixed my noodles and they sounded splushy.

by RogueAngelxx April 10, 2019

Splash Famage

When the fam squad attitude is applied in an area of affect

We're gonna need some Splash Famage to get these homies to bromies.

by Wheelsbot7 December 4, 2019

@Splash Ping

@Splash Ping a

@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020

Splashmaster

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.

“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”

by Golden_Road November 5, 2020