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1. Shitty ass Sonic the Hedgehog anime based on the Sonic Adventure plotlines. Although a lot of people say it’s good in Japanese, it’s not, because it still has Chris in it.

4Kids not only bastardized this show with edited gunshots (changed to ‘laser sounds’) and crappy voice acting (with the exception of Mike Pollock), they completely ruined the opening. Oh, and did I mention the crappy voice acting?

Sometime in 2004-2005 or whatever, SEGA took a crazy amount of drugs and decided to hire the Sonic X voice actors for the games. This resulted in a fandom blow up, as the infamous Jason Griffith absolutely murdered Sonic's and Shadow’s voices. Petitions have been started, but so far nothing seems to get through to that insane monkey anal-fucker SEGA.

If the world has any sanity left in it, Sonic X will erase itself from history using Chaos Control, just like in that Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) game that everyone hated.

Remember kids, Chris is NO GOOD.

2. See gay.
Ever since SEGA hired the Sonic X voice actors, Sonic games have gone downhill. I blame not 4Kids or SEGA, but the show itself, because it sucked.
Sonic X by TeleIce September 30, 2007

sonic the hedgehog 

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog
sonic the hedgehog by C. 40 January 5, 2010

Sonic Flash 

Sonic Flash works hard to keep forum spam under control.
Sonic Flash by Neoseeker May 26, 2004

Sonic Reality 

Alright people, that password has now been disactivated.
Wait for Sonic Reality to give it out again, just wait!
Sonic Reality by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sonic mask 

a term for sound engineers, e.t.c. to use. could also be perceived as 'din'.

a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.

second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
i went to the rave-up, but my bass got lost in the sonic mask!

had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!

it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
sonic mask by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
A game, A Sonic Game, People who Have gotten to The Special Characters have a curse called... THE TAILS DOLL CURSE
Bob:Hey Man, U Played sonic r last night???
Jacob:Heck Yeah!, That tails doll curse is a myth.
Bob:Oh No..., Its Real Its Real!
Jacob:Wait..., Oh No!
Tails Doll:WASSUP!!?!?
sonic r by That One Sonic Fan July 19, 2017