snarf

To rub your hands all over your dick, balls, and ass crack and then shake someones hand.

Mark has downs syndrome and forgets to wash his hands after shitting. Sometimes he snarfs people while working at his greeter job at McDonalds.

by Nasty McShasty May 30, 2005

snerflaubsted

to have no idea what to say in front of your crush, and end up peeing in your pants in front of that crush.

"man, look at him."
"yeah, he just might become snerfla--"
"aww.. man! he just snerflaubsted!"
"im not cleaning up that mess!"

by paula dulce February 7, 2008

Sneef

1. An expression when something is particular violent, or aggressive.
2. Closely related to the word shnruff, though lesser in potency.
3. An affectionate term; a petname
4. Deeegeeeneeraation of Snuff
5. An exclamation or expression used when something was rather unexpected or astonishing. Similar to Bleugh

Definition 1:
Mr. X: So i bought this 12inch knife the other day...
Mr Y: ...Sneef.
Definition 2:
Mr. X: yeah so I totally stacked it on the stairs...
Mr. Y: Sneef! you alright?
Definition 3:
Mr X: Hey man, what's up?
Mr. Y: Oh hey Sneef...neethin.
Definition 4:
Mr. X: Shit, you've seen Snuff before?
Mr. Y: For God's sake, its Sneef now! Sneef! (Deee Grouuup Deee Grouuup!)
Definition 5:
Mr. X: Yeah so, I was munchin' on her tail pipe, and out pops a piece of corn...
Mr. Y: Sneef! Thats gross man!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Snarfgasm

An exclamation; a synonym for 'are you serious!?'

-Okay, hand in your labs

-Oh, snarfgasm, I left mine at home.

by FourthXCrunner March 10, 2009

Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.

snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".

by sabricks April 23, 2009

snarf

Old man who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on hot days.

Look at that old guy snarfing that bike seat. Gee it's hot today.

by Rod Gizinya April 18, 2016

Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner

Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.

by Snarfblaster69 July 21, 2021