Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Levee Slurper

One who hangs out at the levee to suck dicks for drugs

You know Joes mom? She’s a levee slurper

by Mountain Cunt Witch December 31, 2021

Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

by M Fox August 26, 2012

slurpee

a sexual act in which the male sucks out of their partners anus using a straw then consequently vomiting all over their body.

Brent gave Julie a slurpee and made a huge mess in her basement.

by SlurpeeMan October 5, 2007

Slurpee

When you jizz and piss all over your hand and then rub it in a girls face to lick.

Damn!!! Last night, my hoe was getting all frothy on me so I decided to give her a sip of my slurpee!!!

by xxBannananzzxx January 10, 2008

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009