slowball

(also slow ball ) n. a person who is slow of thought in at least one to several capacities, and whose influence on others nearby, either by deliberate action or selfish behavior, or passively, serves to vex, retard, frustrate, hinder and annoy said others, leading to a breakdown of a stable system, regardless of intellectual superiority, giftedness, or talent, of the individuals making up the system. also known as “survival of the dumbest”. (This term is also expandable to cover Siri mistakes, mistyped words, or anything else of the kind which can frustrate a user of electronic devices to record thoughts, ideas, or vital communications, among others things, to the point that the user may revert to a pen and paper

“Yeah, I bet that he could have finished high school at age 12, then gone on to Harvard,, MIT, or Yale, if the creeps in those backwater public schools hadn’t slowballed him.”

by Chess King_2_4_5_12 December 7, 2023

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Snowbo

If your name starts with an S and ends with an N and you are a total simp you may be such a person. You fall in love easily, and tend to cater your personality to those in a higher social standing than yourself.

Dude Shannon is such a snowbo, she needs to chill out.

by Shortnite March 2, 2024

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Slovboy

Little gay Russian rabbit

That boy a slovboy

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Slobodnik

Doesn’t give up

Wants his future life already

Everyone says be patient

Wants something greater for life

Smart

It’s a honor to have this Last Name

Mr. Slobodnik shows up at my door

Today is the day

He’s been in trauma and having anxiety

Wonder how much strength and confidence he built to knock the door down on his way to victory RLC

by ASLisbadbendknee April 8, 2024

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