Souse

The sloppiest, craziest googoogaagaa you will ever get.

“Bitch get on yo knees and gimmie souse before I beat yazz”

by Launchedarrow June 11, 2025

Spousei

Gender-neutral alternative to waifu and husbando.

Orochimaru is my Spousei.

by 616CfuuD July 11, 2025

scouse scally jihadi

luffi

scouse scally jihadi cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

scouse bike

luffi

scouse bike cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010

Latchkey Spouse

(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.

"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"

"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."

by thecrotchetyoldcnic December 15, 2015

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020