slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

Slothed

Getting extremely high

DAMN what did you put in that joint! Im slothed

by Tylerabomination February 22, 2022

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 20, 2017

Sloth - sexual

You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions

🦦I’m a Sloth - sexual l

by Liliannnnn June 20, 2021

sloth le

An expression used in 'Singlish' to describe the feeling of being drunk and drowsy.

I got so wasted last night, I felt really sloth le.

by Jenzy December 26, 2013

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 02, 2017

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 06, 2024