saimur

a person who gets girls right and left

a person who is intelligent

a person who is handsome

a person who is awesome

a person a with tons on knowledge

a person who is confident

this guy is walking with 4 girls 2 on left and 2 on right, that's saimur

by WeirdInLove2017 May 14, 2016

Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline

Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016

Samurai Up

Take on challenges without hesitation or fear of failure. Put forth superior effort where necessary to achieve more than you thought previously possible. Be a bad-ass, take no prisoners, and crush it all day

I was told it wasn't possible but the only thing buzzing through my heads were two simple words...samurai up.

by Curdlerz December 6, 2016

simfro

A guy that looks like will ferrell.

Look at simfro over there

by Helix omega June 18, 2018

Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.

Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017

shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

sigurd

Sigurd is big dangerous tiger that will bite anyone.

wow! that's a big sigurd.

by ole flexington henriksen November 29, 2017