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Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016
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Scandalous slut

A whoresome individual that takes indiscriminate advantage of any/all situations to satisfy her own sexual motives.
April really wanted to straddle Chris's bologna pony, so the scandalous slut waited till his wife was out of town, then she left her snail trail all over his disco stick.
by Zero2None September 20, 2016
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Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design
Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks
by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016
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scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
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Scandal pseudonym

The nickname that you use to call your animal/pet after an event occurs such as a sex scandal or something of that nature to the person that they're named after.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.
Guy: where's Bill Cosby?
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.
by IAmTheGreatLordOreo June 27, 2017
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scandalization

Actions that create a scandal but also unearthing the truth so realization occurs.
I'm glad that scandalization is over but thank fuck it happened.
Sinistericious slut causes sandalizations without even trying
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Scandalistening

Someone that pretends to leave a room, fake sleep, or anything that shows indifference and inability to hear a conversation they are ease dropping on.
Careful what you say, because I bet that chick is pressed against the door scandalistening.

Look at that dude playing like he's sleeping, straight scandalistening.
by Silvershadowwolf68 February 7, 2018
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