semen

the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass

oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks

by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004

butt semen

The bloody ejaculate that oozes from your ass virgin conquest after you pummelled that stinky tight ass.

My butt semen stained Brittany's parents bed sheets after I nailed that ass virgin last night in a drunken 4 hour fuck fest.

by mitsuman February 25, 2007

Semen Inferno

Assuming the splooge is infact flammable, the semen inferno is achieved by cumming onto a female (generally on the back or stomach) and then quickly proceeding to ignite the semen using a lighter, matches, etc. Then enjoy the show.

#1 "why are there bandages on Mary's back?"

#2 "oh Jay started a Semen Inferno over the weekend"

#1 "niice"

by The Real Tiger Woods March 1, 2008

semen

Man chowder.

by Galkan Sausage August 16, 2003

Charlie Sheen

A drug that is not available to the vast majority due to the negative side effects of your body exploding while your face melts.

Yeah I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

by Follower's of Sheen March 22, 2011

Semen

A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.

"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"

by JK,x September 5, 2009

Semen Demon

A monster for your moisturizer.

Stop Sleeping with Laka or I'm going to become a Semen Demon!

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021