Shannon

A girl who drinks excessively instead of caring for her own child.

Did you see that girl SHANNON? She traded her baby for a bottle of vodka

by ThatItchyCunt September 1, 2022

Jade Sanson

The horniest girl i know. She always thinks something looks like a penis or a vagina.

Jade Sanson: OMG! That pencil looks like a penis!

by a girl who has a vagina June 11, 2013

wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

by rick van tellushit May 6, 2017

cole swanson

really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!

he likes to fuck so you better get ready who ever finds a cole swanson

by k,jmhgfvgbnhjmyuhgtrfdc October 8, 2018

Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Sandi Sue Sansone

A person born into this world destined to be a helper of people. The root of her name is "helper" She is the one that gives her flip-flops to hookers at the am/pm Arco. Gives the jackets off her back to any person who needs them more than herself. She lives selflessly and desires financial freedom and wants the world of all cultures to live in peace and learn that we are to unite and love only one God and that- God gave up his only son, his name is Yaweh(Jesus)who actually died for us so that we can live on earth and accept Christ as our savior, until the day we go to Heaven after we die on Earth-so that we can re-unite with him and all of our loved ones who beleive in the same. Our beloved animals are included in this beleif. Sandra Sue Sansone is outgoing,caring,fun,and will live life to the fullest by showing empathy to anyone she encounters. She loves to dance country line-dancing and hip-hop dancing/shuffling and sing Kareoke on a weekly basis.

Sandi Sue Sansone is (Compassionate)

by Sandi Dance 7 January 7, 2012

Pulling a Shannon

Pulling a Shannonis to unzip your pants on someone when it’s about to go down 😏

after a long day of stress it’s good pulling a Shannon on yo cat

by Shannon the god May 6, 2018