Tea Shades

Type of sunglasses worn by hip or groovy kids.

Dude, you don't need your tea shades, it's night time...

by NickelledBack January 24, 2003

shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 14, 2005

crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.

I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.

by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good January 3, 2009

50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).

husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"

wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."

husband- "what is it about?"

wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."

husband- " oh yeah!"

wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."

husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"

( they both run upstairs to bed)

.........

by TheGirlWithTheFlower September 14, 2012

Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

by Dasken March 21, 2010

shameslave

The process whereby one group encumbers or ascribes another real or imagined guilt in order to obtain an advantage

She refused to be shameslaved by the accusation that her ancestors had children working in sweat shops.

by Llortitna October 6, 2020

shamebiguous

When it's unclear whether something is shameful or shameless. You may feel shameful after committing a shameless act, or vice versa. Formed using shame and ambiguous.

The obese man felt shamebiguous after running down the street naked.

Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.

by Bloopy March 3, 2010