shazam!

When a person is holding a handful of semen and "SHAZAM!" its in you face. The person usually runs away. The person who got shazamed is now having a bad day!

1. Teacher: "Chris do you have your homework done?"
Chris: "SHAZAM!!" (runs out door)
Teacher: Damn, now im having a bad day!

2. Jon: "Hey so do you wanna play some ds later?"
Cam: "SHAZAM!" (runs away)
Jon: Shit, i hate semen in the face!

by Gizmo Maguaw May 14, 2007

shazda

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

by mike June 21, 2006

shaznat

Like the shizhit but new and better way to say it cause it isn't so old and tired and played out like shiznit.

I jumped in a puddle and now there's business all up in my shaznat.

by Big Daddy 1079 December 7, 2006

SHAZZAM!

A word that is used to express excitement about having found your dream guy, and his name is Dylan.

I found my dream guy. And his name is Dylan. SHAZZAM!

by Cutiecat March 2, 2010

Stinky Shazad

When you have not washed in 14 years
And smell like a 89 year old turtle.

You are a Stinky shazad

by Theoriesforyou, October 27, 2019

shazzam

Verb- To defecate solid feces, to poop, to take a s***, to do number 2
Noun- A really heinous poo

That food from mr foo's chinese place is making me have to shazzam.
There's a rumbly in my tummy... I feel a shazzam coming on.

by The Real Philly March 2, 2008

Shaza

1. An Australian female of lower social class, usually wearing baggy op shop clothes and old, tight jeans and a face full of cheap cosmetics that don't work.
No Shaza, or Dazza is ever seen without a pack of cigarettes, and a holden ute with a slab of VB (victoria bitter) and two barking blue heelers (type of australian dog) in the tray.
Usually seen "pissed" on thursdays after recieving money for doing nothing from the government (the dole).

2. A female bogan, probably named Sharon, called Shaza or Shaz by her friends.

3. The female version of Dazza, her husband.

Shaza: Daz, could get me some more ciggys (cigarettes) while your fetchin Baz from footy?

Dazza: Get 'em yourself you fuckin lazy bitch! I've been workin bloody hard all week tryin to get a job!

..Arguement continues throughout night..

by Poyda July 30, 2008