girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex

Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"

by werrd. July 23, 2020

Rockin' A Jam Session

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!

Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.

by jam time November 28, 2009

Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015