Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

seattle 12

First number retired for Seattle Seahawks fans.

I am a Seattle 12.

by Kobey SUdA January 10, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

Scuttlefuck

(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.

(Verb) To casually hookup with someone

else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.

(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".

(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."

by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019

Scatterling

wandering vagabond, homeless one.

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.

by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Seattle style

Getting phenomenal head on vacation in a hotel room

Man I heard Jordan last night in the other room getting the old Seattle style

by Antman and the cock July 19, 2019

Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019