scandinavian theme song

the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:

I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate

thank you utah

"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."

"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"

by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015

[Scankisarous]

A very dirty woman. Particularly slutty, very promiscuous, likely to have STDs. Probably a prostitute. Woman of low moral fiber, exceptionally low self esteem, lacking any positive attitude whatsoever about sex, life, or men in general, Woman of particularly low vaginal hygiene. (see Jurassic skank)

you're not just a skank you're a Scankisarous

by on May 8, 2015

Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.

An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.

A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.

You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016

Scandogged

Saying one thing but doing the opposite,
Constantly lying about things,
Showing no loyalty to friends

Billy: You coming out tonight ?
Ryan: Yeah see you at 8 pm
Billy: where was you mate, We waited till 8:30 pm?
Ryan: Me Nan wouldn't let me out !
Billy: why you lying for ?
Brad: he's scandogged us!!

Billy: you got that money mate?
Ryan: yeah I'll bring it round
30 minutes later
Billy: Hi mate, can I have that money?
Ryan: sorry mate I forgot it
Goes and buys some stuff for themselves
Brad: Guranteed he's scandogged you

by Phillybob69 March 20, 2017

scant bird

A mangy or disease ridden hoe

You nasty as f**k, Wit cho scant bird ass..

by UNENO2 July 12, 2017

Scanterranean

A person who aims to pay taxes to and receive services by a Scandinavian government, while he/she shows social characteristics of the Mediterranean culture, including the lack of strict work ethics, a holy reverence for social meals, and repulsion to make plans more than 3 days ahead.

I live by life with a scanterranean outook.

by tyler_d July 2, 2018

Scandalery

A crime or action that is morally wrong or legally wrong, figuratively. Scandal but with a more slanderous connotation

Tana: Did you just step on my Stephen Curry 65’s!!!!
Bella: Yes. Is there a problem??
Tana: What is this scandalery?? *slaps a hoe*

by TanaThot69 July 27, 2018