James Sandwich

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.

I'm so high I could totally go for a James Sandwich!

by NULLX December 24, 2010

eyeball sandwich

n. passing one's hand in front of one's face in a taunting gesture

Yo, DeShawn Stevenson just gave Lebron James an ill eyeball sandwich. Too bad he's wack.

by Idiot 1Ls May 1, 2008

BS sandwich

Something said that is untrue and full of bull****, but yet somehow people believe it.

"Don't believe that guy. He's a player and and I'm sick of his BS sandwiches."

by Tori L. March 13, 2009

Wank Sandwich

When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.

"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"

by John in Fleet February 18, 2009

Cream Sandwich

When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks

Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!

by SlopNChop June 15, 2018

Soggy Sandwich

A Soggy Sandwich takes place when 2 guys are double penetrating one girl who, while sandwiched between them, squirts female ejaculate all over. This causes all parties to become sticky and wet.

Guy 1: What happened last night?

Guy 2: Me and my bro were teaming this bitch, when she popped and gave us the 'ole soggy sandwich.

by HawkRocker October 21, 2009

Shaggy Sandwich

An overly large sandwich which is at least slightly bigger then the persons mouth that is trying to eat it. As made famous in the 1960's cartoon Scooby-Doo. A Saggy sandwich is made out of anything and everything found in the fridge or pantry. For a sandwich to be considered a shaggy sandwich it must have the following.

1.More than two pieces of bread.
2.Atleast 4 kinds of meat.
3.It must have bacon. Note: Bacon does not count as one of your 4 meats. Bacon is an independent food group within the shaggy snadwich.
4.3 Types of cheese.
5.Atleast 1 Vegetable preferably lettuces or tomato.
6.Atleast 3 Sauces ex.Mustard
5.Something considered Unsandwich like. EX. Cake,brownies, or a doughnut.

If your sandwich has all of these things it can be considered a shaggy sandwich. Congratulations you are among the sandwich making elite.

You:Dude you got any swiss I'm making a shaggy sandwich but, I only have 2 types of cheese.
Friend: Ya it's in the fridge. There is some 3 week old pizza in there too if you want it.

by ShaggyDude June 30, 2008