Cream Sandwich

When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks

Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!

by SlopNChop June 12, 2018

James Sandwich

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.

I'm so high I could totally go for a James Sandwich!

by NULLX December 24, 2010

eyeball sandwich

n. passing one's hand in front of one's face in a taunting gesture

Yo, DeShawn Stevenson just gave Lebron James an ill eyeball sandwich. Too bad he's wack.

by Idiot 1Ls May 01, 2008

BS sandwich

Something said that is untrue and full of bull****, but yet somehow people believe it.

"Don't believe that guy. He's a player and and I'm sick of his BS sandwiches."

by Tori L. March 11, 2009

Wank Sandwich

When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.

"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"

by John in Fleet October 14, 2008

coke sandwich

A sandwich made purely of cocaine and bread.

Scott was seeing dragons after eating his fourth coke sandwich.

by Dribins October 30, 2009

Soggy Sandwich

A Soggy Sandwich takes place when 2 guys are double penetrating one girl who, while sandwiched between them, squirts female ejaculate all over. This causes all parties to become sticky and wet.

Guy 1: What happened last night?

Guy 2: Me and my bro were teaming this bitch, when she popped and gave us the 'ole soggy sandwich.

by HawkRocker October 22, 2009