Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!
by fat guy on your roof March 24, 2015
A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.
by Fixinator March 08, 2005
your grandapa has a salt shaker!
by BLUE DOBBER! January 23, 2011
When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt
by samer_exodos May 24, 2016
by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
by Heather and Caitlin January 18, 2011
'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.