Suicide Swoop

Another, more entertaining term for the "Emo Swoop". When one's hair is parted off to the side, covering one eye with hair in a 'swooping' manner, sometimes this 'swoop' is dyed colorfully while the rest of the hair is dyed black.
The term 'Suicide Swoop' comes from the fact that emo kids are often "suicidial" (being an attention whore). Thus, a perfect way to put an emo kid with a swoop down.

Guy 1: "What the fuck is that suppost to be?"
Guy 2: "A suicide swoop."
Guy 1: "You mean an emo swoop?"
Guy 2: "Same fucking thing"

by Schmokel March 27, 2007

suicide attempt

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

emotional suicide

Attempting to kill one's emotions by partaking in emotionally painful practices or events i.e., drinking heavily and/or watching "The Notebook," after a stressful life event.

Ending your "life" without actually ending your life.

Susy was upset that her husband left her on Christmas Eve for her younger, supermodel sister and therefore drank 2 bottles of wine and committed emotional suicide.

by Melissa Berner December 21, 2008

Rock N Roll Suicide

Drinking and taking drugs so excessive you die at a young age.

Oh my god, Kenny Just died at just 27.
- He commited a rock n roll suicide

by JCM the ripper February 18, 2009

Baltimore Suitcase

Having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside the person. This is known as a Baltimore Suitcase because the person with the condom in them has to unpack the soiled latex.

The term is derived from the once famous Lady Baltimore luggage line.

I was frightened when I was almost finished with her because I left a Baltimore Suitcase exposing me to a potential STD.

by X man D May 30, 2006

suicide lane

when there's a median lane that cars going in both directions can turn left in.

we almost went head on with another car in the suicide lane

by chillcat May 30, 2003

Suicide

Dispite our efforts, it is considered a final option that is available to many. Attempted by some (for an unfathomable number of reasons), and commited by many to cease a relentless pain. However, it is more painful to merely exist and endure your present situation then commit this act that is deemed "insideous" by the masses. In short, one commits this action once "coping" and sustaining forces are dwarfed by an incomprehensible amount of pain.

Jacob: "Hey buddy, what's up? How was your weekend"
Terry: "Fine..."
Jacob: "That's cool, see you later!"
Terry: (mutters) "To think I nearly committed suicide,... what does that fool know..."
*Anguish consumes Terry's being*

by Searching... January 13, 2006