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Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie
After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.
by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025
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Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016
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Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).
We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.
by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024
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Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.
Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.
by geeimatree October 12, 2021
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Stumping

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .
by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023
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Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.
Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!
by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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