Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010

smooz

verb- the act of speakin in a manner that will get listeners to do as you please.
noun- someone who says anything to get what they want out of people.

Man look at the way that kid talks and gets whatever he wants, what a smooz. (noun)
Yo son, that boy just smoozed the shit out of that bitch. (verb)

by gmill December 17, 2005

smoofy

the ultimate in cool; awesome

That girl is soooooo smoofy!

This word was created in 1990 in Meridian, MS to express a deeper level of coolness and awesomeness.

by Kevin Harrison May 10, 2006

smoochie

a lover, best friend, someone who you smooch with. babycakes.
a funky chicken booface.

i love my smoochie(s)

by kurutemanko May 25, 2005

smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

SMOOCHAPALOOZA

The event of a make-out session unfortunately evolving into an event.

"Whoa, you had a smoochapalooza in the kitchen last night."

by namskrepeht January 17, 2010