schmeeph

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a better time than normal.

2. A very hip trendy item, something very cool.

Oh my god, that hot girl is sooooo Schmeeph

by Anon March 9, 2005

Shmeet

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

by mr.rager November 14, 2010

Shmeez

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".

Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."

by J - Rob May 10, 2005

schmee

The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.

schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

by schmuea August 2, 2009

Shmeek

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

by DuganNugan July 8, 2010

Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet

Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo

by Stopairballing November 5, 2020

shmeekster

A guy who is awesome and great. One who takes pride in family, life and his work. The kind of guy that any woman would want to spend the rest of her life with....happily!

The Shmeekster is the best of the best of the BEST!

by Angela_S September 8, 2006