Caisen Russell

Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.

Girl 1: is that Caisen Russell? He’s so sexy

Girlfriend: That’s my man b*tch, i’m gonna kill you

by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025

Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020

Russell

A white male who is quite lanky and is described by moving with "all right angles" and elbows.

Shut the fuck up, Russell!

by R.H.M. April 20, 2018

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

Russelled

When you beat your wife or girlfriend.

Yeah He Russelled his wife last night and got arrested.

by Dotta September 23, 2018

doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

Russel

Russel is just a LEGEND, a guy who is hot,sexy,and handsome af 'russel' with a single L is better than the double L's cause they don't take L's in life. Overall a good man ..

That guy russel is just sooooo hot...

by Zxgj November 22, 2021