A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?
Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
by BigEd129 June 12, 2021
The Love of Money: a direct quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"
This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).
Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"
This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).
Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
by Don Jewett March 10, 2004
To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
by Furby July 08, 2005
by Queensslaphoes November 03, 2017
A relation between the X and Y axis of the 2-Dimensional Plane which when plotted looks quite ridiculous and ends in "Root Salad Ya Bastard".
by Rak-takahh June 08, 2004
CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
by Anonynous Scribe April 19, 2022
by GiJerry78 August 06, 2007