Long Rod

A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
by Baz L August 09, 2007
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service the rod

Invite Kim over so she can service the rod.
by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005
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pin rod

pinrod A small tight joint.
"It's not even worth smoking that pin rod"
by Complexity June 06, 2005
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Sloppy Rod

While performing anal sex on someone, you pee in their butt. As it fills up like a gas tank, you pull out and slam it back in, slap that ass and yell "Sloppy Rod!"
"Damn that assholes tight, I'ma fill it up with a sloppy rod!"
by Steve Rod January 28, 2010
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J-Rod

Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.
Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!
by JustTehTip September 09, 2019
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rod stewart

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
by Panocha007 June 08, 2003
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Rod Liddle

Rod Liddle is a talented writer whose Spectator columns are always a good read, even if one doesn't always share the man's views: surely the mark of a good journalist.
The venomous entry in this dictionary was clearly written by someone who has no style: you don't say childish things about a man in writing. Have the courage to tell them to his face.
British journalism,The Spectator, Rod Liddle
by Spectator reader April 19, 2009
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