Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

redickdongulous

When shit goes wrong.

This is fuckin redickdongulous.

by bill1102inf January 18, 2009

Orville Redenbacher

A guy that has a fetish for virgins. Derives from Orville Redenbacher, a popular popcorn brand.

Batman is a total Orville Redenbacher. He just looooooooves poppin' fresh hymen.

by Dark NiTe November 14, 2010