Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

rectal excrement

To defecate, or shit out of the ass!!

dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!!

by Vanrick August 12, 2007

rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

rectal dentistry

The act of making a task abundantly overcomplicated or inserting many more steps than are conceivably necessary by approaching the task from completely the wrong angle.

John needed to boil some water, but, in a fit of rectal dentistry, rather than microwave his cup filled with water from the tap, opted to microwave ice cubes from the freezer.

by psylicon July 20, 2010

rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014