reptor

A demon that devours children and feeds off their rotting flesh.

Reptor is a minion of the underworld.

by Michael Care June 16, 2015

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened

by Harold Camping October 5, 2011

RapturedBeats

the 2nd coming of Sound

by Rapturedbeats March 27, 2003

raptorous

Adj.: being so hungry you eat like a velociraptor.

I'm so raptorous, I could eat this steak in about three seconds. If only I had pointier teeth...

by deet_kills May 23, 2009

Raptorman

A highly powerful Troll Shaman that scours the landscape destroying all noobs, especially is Duskwood until they call for backup.

Run away! Raptorman is coming to pwn us!

by Radman23 March 14, 2011

Raptorbate

v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.

While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.

"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."

"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"

by Baskeville May 6, 2014