The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
by William.J.A July 3, 2022

A really great guy. Sensitive but tries to hide it. Intuitive leader. Passionate about causes. Reasonably handsome. Misunderstood. Kind hearted, decent. His only flaws are jealous workers and women who can't control him, spread half-truths to ruin his character. People take him for a sucker cuz he's so nice, but he's not that naive. He just doesn't let on how much he knows. He loves deeply and is mistaken for lovebombing, but really just looking for a soulmate. Carefully weighs best course as new information comes to light but stands by his strong moral code. He can't be bought, hates injustice. Doesn't consider himself a womanizer, has only had a few loves in his lifetime. Waits for the right partner to come up and say hi and is afraid of being accused of harassment. Suffers the blunt of other people's blunders and is often discredited as a result. A Jerry or a Tremain with a touch of Einstein, smidgen of Mr. Darcy. Your protector. Can't handle surprises until he gets to know you and gets spooked easily. Will lie to survive, but is not who he is. Naturally a great guy, but awkward socially.
Everyone wishes they were like a Steve Rogers, but don't have the character to be like him or go through what he did.
by Emmett L. Brown September 13, 2023

Duval County Police apprehended a Caucasian man in his early fifties yesterday, charging him with aggravated assault. As his previous five victims were all named "Roger," the man is a suspected Roger puncher.
by Quanfa88 October 3, 2020

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit
me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
by durable January 30, 2009

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