preston

a little bitch, who doesnt deserve any happiness whatsoever. hes a fuckboy, breaks girls hearts, and uses girls for sex. hes a little fag who is obsessed with his hair and is 3 feet tall. and no one likes him.

" what a faggot, hes such a preston. "

by annonymousperson123 August 3, 2015

proctogenarian

proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.

Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Prosonary

The space between a bed and wall where items are kept.

I just pulled my blanket out of my prosonary.

by Stephanie Juice June 30, 2007

Preston Thomas

Preston Thomas (Press-ton Tom-ess)
Usually a boy who likes skateboarding, graffiti, and hates school.

He usually spends his free time surfing the web, and making hip-hop beats.

For Example
Have you seen Preston Thomas
The boy who skate's?
Ya He's my best friend.

by Peestain October 23, 2011

Preston

Preston is the type of guy who seems like a jerk at first but has the best personality later. He not the best looking but he is better than some. He has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He makes you laugh when you're sad and he talks to you all the time. You'll love him with all your heart.

Preston is the best guy ever.

by faithful123456789 November 16, 2018

Preston

Preston is a shinnie nobody understands him he is misunderstood. He wishes he was special but he just isn't. He stores DNA to feel more alive this Dna helps him find beef sticks, the only known source that you can actually feed a Preston.

Preston Baer: everything is simply a shape a form an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then.. What am i? Is this me... My true self? My fake self? what is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! -an everyday shinnie

by phasing December 16, 2021

preston

A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.

Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary

by TheOED May 17, 2014