Private Dick

A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.

I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

priveial

a cross between privledged and special!

Jenna is so priveial in the head area.

by Kim February 10, 2004

Privativities

Keeping your biz low pro, not anyone's business. Private activities. He's entitled to his privativities. Stuff that you do that you just don't want everyone to know about. Making your Myspace page private keeps people from knowing about your privativities.

I'm not going to waste my time with a guy who has alot of privativities. I prefer a guy with nothing to hide. If a guys page is set to private, it sort of gives me the creeps.

by JolieLA December 31, 2006

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008

private orgy

1: Outlandish and wild sex among 2 people
2: Masturbation

1: Man, I met this chick at the bat last night. Yeah, I got her back to my place and we had a private orgy.

2: Last night I was alone at home a porno, and I had a private orgy.

by Vermiculous March 28, 2011

primetimer

A person who should be on TV ,
can also so very well ,
Care for others ,
Always ready to have fun ,
Can cut you off when you turn into a stumbling block,

Has no fear,
Love his family and friends...........

PrimeTimer is one of the best musicians.

by Iszzy e June 16, 2018

Private

No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...

Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022