omni presence

the greatest garage band of all time...keith-guitar, tom-bass,david-drums,vocals

omni-presence is the state of being everywhere at the same time

by z-dog December 22, 2003

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

November 9- Give your friend a present

Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.

"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"

by Katylen November 8, 2021

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023