Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 4, 2015

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Rookie Pitcher

When your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue balls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately cum on said significant other.

He pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.

by Ginger Survival Kit September 18, 2015

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018