armidillo position

When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼

Me and my girl did the armidillo position, and it was lit.

by Position king December 2, 2017

prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style

I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag

by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017

Addition Position

A 5-some position

A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.

The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)

The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)

Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer

Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever

by Skucnal April 23, 2018

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

calvinklein position

When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.

My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.

by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018