poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens

"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."

by Maverinni June 25, 2007

poopenfarten

a word that germans seem to really like, no one seems why
seems to mean a mix of poop and farting.

german: poopenfarten
person 1: what does that mean?
german: poopenfarten

by xxx_noobmaster69_xxx March 1, 2021

Pomped

Visiting Portsmouth for the first time and feeling out of place due to the amount of chavs

John: What did you do this weekend?

Bob: I got Pomped!

John: What?!

Bob: I went to Portsmouth for the first time.

John: What was it like?

Bob: Good, although I was shocked by how many chavs there were.

by steve_got_pomped March 4, 2008

Poopee

(Pronounced to rhyme with 'toupee') The result of having poo smashed into your hair, usually at the end of a prolonged night of drinking and/or other debauchery.

I mashed poo in Bob's hair. Gave'm a Poopee.

by Eggs Over Hard September 20, 2007

Poopenheim

The act of acting a fool.

"Boy, Charles was sure Poopenheim last night after he got those chicks attention."

by GOMBUT June 9, 2009

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008