Ponkebro

E***n F***berg. The first Ponke.

Aka, Ponebro.

Yo what's good Ponkebro, down to play some sönerna av skogen?

by Jeäm?! December 4, 2024

Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas

"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"

by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

PONKY

Word used to describe someone that is a PONK

Kelsey is overly PONKY

by DAHLIAS January 26, 2026

Ponkette

The Female version of a Ponk. Often used as a derogatory slang term, particularly in Southern US/prison contexts, to describe women or express lack of femininity

That girl acts too much like a boy, she must be a ponkette.

by JadenDagoat March 9, 2026

Ponky shithe

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025